Mar 12, 2009

Taller than SKYSCRAPERS: The Phenomenon that is Tall Women









So...While talking to my lovely 6 foot friend from DC Faith we got on the discussion of tall woman. There is Phenomenon of Tall Women everywhere!! I know, I know I am really late but GOT DAMN!!! Its an epidemic!! Jordin Sparks is 6 feet tall (NO WONDER WHY YOU AINT GOT NO AIR!!!), The first lady is 5'10 and she is a hell of an amazing woman but a GIANT well compared to me (Clears throat: 5'5 3/4 maybe 5'6 with my forces on). Serena Williams is a 5'10 150 to 185lb (Sorry earlier it said 200lbs had to do some more researching on it) BEAST with a Racket!!! Kimora Lee (without the Simmons) is a good 6 Feet Asian Godzilla as well!! And no disrespect with all my humor these ladies are Beautiful, successful, talented individuals but why you gotta so DAMN TALL!!

Next Question is why women in general need them a TALL GUY!! So, you telling me that my 5'6 is not as good as his 5'10 (lol!!). Its only four inches women!! And Ladies SIZE does not mean anything as we have learned over the decades that it is a Blatant myth!! But if you need protection and you need to feel comforted then me and all the other below the Point Guard height will go and Learn Karate or Martial Arts!! Because what you will not do is JFK my character because I ain't tall!! Yea I said AIN'T!!! and what, tall A#$!! Stop bringing us down any lower and give us a chance its a lot of personality you missing out on down here! We are fun size people and you King Size women don't need to take that from us!! And is it really us or is it you that needs the EGO Boost...hmmm food for thought...(Don't attack me later...lol...all jokes)

But I love woman: tall, small, wide, short, three titties, two thighs, all that!! But who are taller as well as men equate power are more successful and most likely gets better job positions than most below average height men and women. So its a crazy epidemic and I do not what they are putting in your CHICKEN but it needs to stop! But I am happy being the short brother I am!! You cant hide yo tall a@# in a cupboard playing hide and go seek now can you!! And if I recall a short man won the last NBA dunk competition even tho he was 5'9 he still look incredibly short next to Dwight Howard!! Yo, Im out bloggers...PEACE!!

Ps: Other tall women I forgot to name Macy Gray, Tyra, Naomi Campbell, Nicole Kidman...and thanks To Faith up in DC who provided me with the tall woman report and the skinny for all the tall women everywhere...and there is a tallwomen.org so if Macy's don't got what you need maybe this site does...Keeping looking towards the horizons ladies...but do not look pass whats beneath you, you may miss a good thing...Drop your comments on the subject and let me know how you feel....

10 comments:

  1. LOL! I love that last line - perhaps I may consider some of the "shawties" who try to holler now and then! Call it an epidemic but tall women are taking over - WATCH OUT! Great post Nemo!

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  2. Being a tall chic myself, I'm just now starting to consider dudes below 6'0ft and surprise surprise, you guys are human !! LOL More often better than the 6 ft + brand....I'm proudly an equal opportunity chic !!

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  3. Alex you are a hot mess..."what you will not do is JFK my character because I ain't tall!!"...thats the best line out of this entire blog...hilarious!!!!

    Now to the topic...I dont know why us women like tall guys. Maybe it is the protection thing...maybe we just need something to climb lol...idk. Im probably the wrong person to ask because i like tall guys...I dont like feeling that when im standing in front of a short guy talking to him and that he is eye to eye with my breasts, especially if i am in heels...thats just awkward. But honestly i dont know why girls go for tall guys...a study needs to be done on it or something...

    and btw go tall girls!!! you girls rock and im slightly jealous of the tall women of the world b/c I wish i were taller even though im 5' 6'...

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  4. 3 Titties....ROTFL!!! I know you appreciate ALL women but honestly, i'd look to put on a pair of heels and not be taller than 3/4 of the guys around me!!! I mean shorter women can rock fly kicks and still be shorter than most men while i look like an AmAzOn WoMaN!!! But i will admit to dating guys shorter...lol...there's nothing wrong w/ a man u can put in your back pocket...lmao...LUV YA SPLIZ!!!

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  5. Lol!! Yea I thought the JFK line was pretty swell as well!! But I dont know ladies just give us all a chance! So what if your taller than me in heels, so what if you see over my head, so what If I got to look up to talk to you! If a shorter guy respects, loves, treats you like the queen you deserved to be treated as then his heart reaches 6 feet measures and higher!

    ps: And to all my short women I love yall the most cause yall make me feel HUGE!!

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  6. Height has never been a huge factor for me. Maybe it's because I'm only 5'2" and most guys are usually taller than me anyway lol ;). But I must say that I completely agree with you Alex! Who cares if a man happens to be a little vertically challenged??? LOL. If he loves you and treats you with respect, then why not give him a chance? Who knows, he make make up for his height in other areas ;) I heard about you short men ...

    Great post Alex!

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  7. Nemo; I feel u on the tall girl thing; happened to me last night: she said "I think you'er very sexy; just not tall enough for me"

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  8. Nemo I definitely feel where your coming from. As a tall girl myself (I'm 6'2 and still growing...in college lol), I realized that I can't just look to date guys who are taller cause these days...they are really hard to find, especially since I'm like a tower lol. BUT they are also hard to find cause all the short woman have taken them!!! Every time I see a really short woman with an extremely tall man, I always think: DANG!! CAN YA'LL LEAVE SOME FOR US?! PLZ!!

    P.S. I can hide cupboard playing hide and seek! LOL!!

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  9. lol!! Sorry B...I just dont expect a tall person to be hiding in the cupboard ya feel me!!

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  10. Lol, so true. I always lost playing hide and go seek, and always had to stand in the back for class pictures. But I must also add that if a short man has the banging personality that he "claims" to have people including women of all heights will naturally gravitate towards him. And if that girl is a real woman she wouldn't allow a few inches prevent her from being with a "vertically" challenged gentlemen. lol

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