Women are Mutants

Now, I was going to originally write about Wolverines new movie but I will wait until a few more people see it and get there own opinions out of the movie before I bash or uplift it...FAIR? Great, glad you understood...but, I will talk about Mutants, the mutants that are light brown, dark brown, high heel, sweet smelling mutants that are woman...now, prepare yourself mentally for this one and if you feel like you are being talked about or ridiculed....then your honor LOCK HER UP because she is Mutant!!!

Two types of Woman exists...okay make that three...Jean Grey's, Mystiq's and Phoenix's!!!

To the woman who are Jean Grey's thanks for being the Jean Grey's, because these Mystiq's and Phoenix's know how to work your nerves...n e who...The Jean Grey's are the calm, not worrying about who is on the phone, who im texting, who I saw this morning, who I saw this afternoon and who are these girls writing on my facebook wall. This type of woman is understanding and cares about her man and has his back...not his wallet or check book or visa or master card...This is the wifey material and the woman who truly deserves the ring on her finger. This is the woman that understand her place in the household and understands that the man plays a very significant role and has his back through thick and thin. She is not perfect...but she needs to be copied and she should provide notes for the next group of woman that are about to come up....

But do not get it twisted she needs to be with a Cyclops! (not the lame one in the movies, but the leader in the cartoon) someone who is gonna take care of her and provide for her and make she is treated like the queen she deserves to be treated as...All the worries of life are taking away once she enters the door, puts her bags down, and he is there to rub her feet or just to ask her about her day...she is the mother of his children and another reason he wakes up in the morning...but now on to the rest of these...uh...I dont know what to call em...but on to the rest of them...

Mystiq's (For those who do not know...She is a shapeshifter who changes from person to person to deceive or trick her enemies)

Now this is the woman who plays this high maintenance role. She thinks she is too good for society and always looking for the next big thing. She thinks she is slick and that no one knows how she moves (but we all know who you are little shawty, but you keep acting). She is the one girl who tells the Jean Grey's that "N**** must be cheatin on you." She plots, schemes, and does what she has to in order to get the next dude on her team. She wants her gas filled, clothes bought, nails did (yes, I said did!), and needs your keys to your car and needs the pin number to your account. She can be a Jean Grey from time to time but is to worried that a dude is no good and shuts him out of her life. She is confused and does not really feel confident that she is a lovely young lady. She hides behind mascara and other beauty products. So this means she hides behind the woman she truly can be.

But, lets not get it twisted...its really not her fault. She ran into a Gambit. A slick, young brotha, who thought knew every card in the deck of her heart and pulled em all until the very last ledger and then he moves on to the next damsel in distress. Mystiq lacks a father figure, a figure to show her how a real man should be. She runs into those who build her confidence temporarily and she just gets trapped in his deck of lies and lets him slip his stick (you know gambit has that stick or saber...whatever you get me...)in and then vanishes as the all the chips are gone. Gambit really did a number on her, because she once was a Jean Grey and she gave her heart to Gambit and he let her down. He got caught up in the boyish phase and did not realize that he had a good thing. But, in life one should forgive and forget. Although you have been hurt that does not mean the next one needs pain that you felt. You didnt like it when you were going through it, so why would you do that? ahhh well...on to the psyc--I mean woman of the hour!!

Phoenix...and her last name is not arizona...(I thought that was funny...lol!)

Now, this chick right here!! Fellas, run away as soon as you see the signs of this one...She is the naggin, very argumentative, always worrying where the hell you at, insecure little girl. She is confused and needs guidance but she is sexy...so you got fooled by her looks and did not know what kind of madness she was capable of. She is that complaining baby mama or the one that accuses you of being the baby daddy (WHEN SHE KNOW DAMN WELL, THAT BABY DONT LOOK LIKE ME!!). She is the girl that everyone talks about in the Training Room and she think life and the world revolves around her. She is a nut, once she gets attached, its a wrap. The only way to shake her is through death...and you lucky if she lets you die! If you guys know Phoenix, you will know that she is an unstable woman, a hot head, and could care less who you are, if you are not talking what she wants to hear...that may be it for you...She is a rogue and will suck the mutant power out ya...if you let her...

But as the other two statements before said...dont get it twisted...lol! SIKE!!

there is nothing to say about her...she is just as crazy as ever! run fellas, run as far as you can!! And do not let her grasp on...she really thought that it was gonna be more than one night and she complains when you do not call her...even though she knew she was a shone in the first place...but I digress...

look if you got all sour in the mouth like a crybaby then relax...its just MY OPINION and it was just my weird view and a little X-men/Wolverine humor...I love woman from the Jeans to the Phoenix's...without yall we are nothing...so there is no reason to get your panties in a bunch...but I will end with a few words...or the Xavier Mental Note...

Professor X's thoughts...

Cut the games...this goes for men and women. If you are thinking about him, call him, dont wait till he calls you. Fellas same thing. If she is beautiful tell her she is...cause you damn well know you would be hot if another dude told her. So when he does she will think to herself...this is merely game and I can clearly see this dude is trying to break up a happy home.

Love is not a toy, it is a gift, it is precious, know the difference between love and sex. There is a very thin, tight rope we walk and sometimes it gets misconstrued.

Love yourself and respect your self ladies. You are all you have at the end of the day and if you do not know how to treat your self then a man sure would not know either.

Fellas, give them the world if they DESERVE it...some great Chick Filet-chio may be great but is it worth it...BE CAREFUL not to give her it all...but if she deserves then by all means...stop being a GIT and MAN-UP and stop hunting for the next piece. Women too, yea he beats it up like Gorillas!! But, if thats the only connection you can find then...uh...yea...time to re-evaluate!

For both partners if you do not like certain things, work with each other, be each others teacher and be each others guide and tell each other how you feel.

Men, listen to her feelings. Sometimes the greatest gift is the gift of listening. Stop trying to give her all the solutions and just let her crab! n e who...Im gonna go hover elsewhere and make sure the Mansion is secure. Im out blog spotters!! Leave your comments and feelings on the matter!!

PEACE, LOVE AND ADAMANTIUM!!!