Mar 3, 2010

D.O.J: Death of Jorts



What up blogworld its been a little minute but im back with the jump off...These next few blog posts below this one are entertaining, informative and all that other razzle dazzle so check out the others below: Spike Lee Joint, Why Lie and What is a Chicken Nugget!! Enjoy!

so, I was at work the other day and had a very interesting and entertaining convo about JORTS...

What are Jorts you may ask?!?!? These are Jorts




Gasp at the horror!

Jorts are Jean shorts the most forbidden item of clothing for men over the age of high school! Now, the only other stipulation is that you can wear shorts your first semester at any University or pubic college for the first 6 WEEKS of your college career. After that Six week period you are no longer able to wear JORTS!!

Who made up these rules you ask?!?! Well of course I got all this stuff from The NAJSW (The National Association of Jean Shorts Wearers) this site is so official that you cant even look them up. #POW

But yes, this conversation was with me and one of the Titletown Queens and a few other friends and she noted how terribly horrible it was to actually see grown men in shorts! She had the look of disgust on her face as she said it! So ladies and gentlemen there you have it D.O.J!!!

MOMENT OF SILENCE (CUE HORNS) LA LA LA LA, HEY HEY HEY, GOOD BYE!!

2 comments:

  1. Thank you so much for this.
    Jorts are an EPIC fail.

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  2. yes they are I wish I would see a dude wearing these shits! ugghhh! grow up!

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